ACME

Jeff says

the definition of ACME is excellence.

So I say:

Whack me!

Try to crack me with your wacky mathematics.

Stack me against the odds

because rods and cones deceive

but if you believe and back me up

I will still be here

making my career of questions

and solutions to this pollution of problems in our world.

They rack me with torment,

a torrent trying to attack me.

But track me because I’m going far.

As you pack me with power

the knowledge of the hour

will devour the competition

as I petition for more repetition.

Smack me with problems resolved recursively.

Smack me with problems resolved.

Smack me with problems.

Smack me with.

Smack me.

Smack.

Sack me if you can, but my plan

is to rid the world of wrong

with songs of algorithmic melodies

both beautiful and brave

they will save time, money and lives.

Practice is my path of choice

toward the quiet voice of quality

calling me to come and finally see

what I can be.

So bring it on!

Hack me

and make me better

by being truthful and ruthless

rigorous

defined

and intense.

Welcome to the ACME of excellence.

—DGM, 30 April 2015